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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 06:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Trump-Musk row fuels 'biggest crisis ever' at Nasa - BBC

Still no good.

Then came..

Next, they tried...

Is there a future where LA's wildfire seasons no longer exist?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Is it possible to make cars that run on water instead of gasoline or other fossil fuels? Why haven't we done so yet?

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Dementia risk begins in childhood, not old age, scientists warn - PsyPost

No way

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Porsche Still Offers The Single Greatest And Possibly Most Excessive Feature In All Of Automobiles - The Autopian

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Why cant I ever fall asleep with my boyfriend?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses are on sale for their best price to date - The Verge

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

After Game 4 low, Pacers look to 'dig in' at 2-2 - ESPN

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Shedeur Sanders Near-Perfect During Browns Drills on Wednesday - Sports Illustrated

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Trump administration eyes stripping Columbia's accreditation - BBC

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is your favourite colour and why?