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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 06:11

No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Trump-Musk row fuels 'biggest crisis ever' at Nasa - BBC
Still no good.
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Is there a future where LA's wildfire seasons no longer exist?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Dementia risk begins in childhood, not old age, scientists warn - PsyPost
No way
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Why cant I ever fall asleep with my boyfriend?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses are on sale for their best price to date - The Verge
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
After Game 4 low, Pacers look to 'dig in' at 2-2 - ESPN
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Shedeur Sanders Near-Perfect During Browns Drills on Wednesday - Sports Illustrated
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Trump administration eyes stripping Columbia's accreditation - BBC
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors